Photo courtesy of Dino Petrocelli

Bench Coach

Saying/quote: “Massacre is your only God!”

Likes: Piledrivers, Powerbombs, High-flying attacks from the top rope, High-impact collisions, Power trips, Blinding rage, Carnage, Thrash Metal, Worshipers of Massacre, Lasagna

Dislikes: Mercy, Sympathy, Skating out of bounds to avoid a hit, People that request “giving it 110 percent” or any other percentage in excess of 100, Group cheers

Distinguishing characteristics: That beautiful face