Detrimental Diva
Motto: “I could kiss you or kill you, either is fine with me”
Position: Blocker, Jammer-in-training
Number: 27
Height: 5’3″
Distinguishing Characteristics: Bright pink and green glitter is a necessity. Jumps up after falling like her rump’s on fire. Dead Stare. The classic mouth-piece spit-out yell extravaganza!
Likes: Glitter, Boas, fishnets, yelps of pain, thumps of helmet on concrete, biting, kicking, punching, sex and violence.
Dislikes: Whining, bitching, moaning, groaning.
Injuries Sustained: Hmph, injuries are for the lesser creatures; a Diva’s skin is too perfect to stand for something like that.
Penalties/Feuds/Bad Behavior: Competitive streak a mile long with a temper to match. Hit her, you get hit back 10x harder.
Awards/Good Behavior: Nope, got nothing.
Bio: Born to a Las Vegas showgirl and an aspiring heavyweight boxer, she’s equal parts flash and violence. When she wasn’t on stage she could be found brawling in underground boxing competitions. Her lust for violence coupled with her delusions of grandeur brought her to New York City where she hoped to make “Fight Club” into a musical. When the project tanked she was quoted as saying, “Glitter, violence and singing, what sucks about that?!” The camera man made a sarcastic remark and now still has trouble seeing out of his right eye. She wandered for a while, looking for something new and fresh. Then she found derby and she had found the holy grail. The perfect combination of glitz and aggression – all was well in the cosmos.