Hellions of Troy Roller Derby : Authentic all girl roller derby action.

Number: 38DDD

Likes: Shiny things, John Waters, Movies, Sketchy Moustaches, Pirates, Johnny Depp, Tacos, Frilly Skirts, Black eyes, Low cut tops.

Dislikes: Broken Ankles, Ninjas, Tomatoes, Breast Reductions, Neuters.

Position: Penalty Mistress (for now)

Number: 38 DDD

Distinguishing characteristics: Besides her large Udders, her pink and green hair can always be spotted from a distance.

Saying/quote: Better stay on my good side or I will keep you in the box for a minute and a half.

Hometown: Baltimore, Maryland

Height: 5’3

Bio: Ursula was your average child from the ages 1-12. But when she turned 13 that’s when her “Udders” started to grow. From 13-18 they grew from 32AA’s to 38DDD’s. At age 15 when her “Udders” were 36D’s, the other girls at school would get jealous, they would call her names, sneer at her, and pulled dirty tricks. One day she got fed up and beat the next girl who called her a name. After that she got in fights daily, and she always won. Eventually she ended up expelled and was sent to a Juvenile Corrections Facility. By the time she got out at 18 her “Udders” had grown to their current 38DDD’s, and she was tougher and meaner than before. She decided to live her new life where no one could find her in Upstate New York, in hopes to find something to calm her aggression. Finally after 2 years of hard searching she found the Hellions of Troy Roller Derby league, where they love her big “Udders”. And the rest is history.