Scarbucks
Number: $3.85+tax
Position: Blocker Extraordinaire, Pivot
Height: 5’5″ without wheels… but why should she not have wheels on?
Warning: Will cause concussions and black outs
Hometown: Upstate NY
Distinguishing Characteristics: Ever present scar that seems to appear when the skates go on, boobs, tattoos, metal and your boyfriend by her side.
Likes: Knockin’ a bitch down, boys, booty blocking, cute boys, sideways pivot panties, cute boys with glasses, toe stops, cute boys with tattoos, breaking out in song, cute boys who buy me dinner, and ice cream.
Dislikes: Broken laces, whiny rollergirls, refs, opposing jammers, uncomfortable shoes, not getting tattooed and hair-color fade-out.
Injuries: Bruised tailbone and a broken heart.
Bio: Scarbucks began as a mild mannered young lady with a love of coffee. A freak espresso machine accident caused her to obtain super human strength. The daily grind wasn’t good enough for this lady after that. After stumbling upon the Hellions of Troy, Scarbucks found her calling with the rough and tumble sport of Roller Derby. With the Hellions she was able to direct her powers for good instead of evil (unless you’re on the opposing team). This lady is a steamin’ hot cup of caffeine-fueled fury and she dares you to take her on.