HazMatt

Photo courtesy of Paul Mitchell Salon
aka Sttuu Deeef
Saying/quote: “Nullo adversante” (unopposed)
Likes: Oil slicks, nuclear waste sites, broken thermometers.
Dislikes: Windex, paper towels, cat litter, mops.
Distinguishing characteristics: Strange black and white stripes all over his body.
Position: Referee
Bio: The man once known as Sttuu Deeef was originally an assistant in the labs of Doc Hazard. One night while working late Sttuu knocked over a beaker of pink goo that Doc had left in the lab. Upon contact with the goo his skin began to form strange black and white stripes. For weeks Sttuu tried various experiments to remove the stripes, but to no avail. Eventually he realized the only way he could fit into society would be to change his identity and become a roller derby referee.