Sally Mae Hurt You
Number: 120
Tagline: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Position: Blocker
Likes: knocking girls down, booty shorts, math, Hello Kitty, and cookies.
Dislikes: snobs, punks, smelly pads, and cheap shots on the track.
Favorite derby quotes: “Of course I’m going to help you! We’re Hellions, and that’s what teammates do.” – Reading Rambo
“GET YOUR @$$ ON THE TRACK” – Miranda Wrights
Bio: Don’t let her Shirley Temple curls and quiet demeanor fool you, Sally Mae Hurt You means business on the track. Sally Mae take you down if you get in her way. Sally WILL take you down if you get in the way of her jammer.
In real life: Sally is a graduate student in Mathematics from Niskayuna, NY.