Number: 100 Proof
Position: Anywhere anytime
Height: 5’6″ without skates
Motto: “The more you do it, the less it hurts.” What? I’m talking about sports!
Favorite food: Kim chee
Favorite drink: Whiskey Chaser, of course. Specifically, pickleback shots.
Warning: May cause intoxication
Likes: Speed and sweat
Dislikes: BMW drivers and bullies
Bio: After a long career of sprinting, marathon running, adventure racing, cycling, soccer, sailing, surfing, snowboarding and ski racing, Risky Chaser found herself half-naked in a dank but cheerful Albany bar, throwing back a line of victory whiskeys after taking 1st place in the Lark Street Santa Speedo Sprint. She had just slurred to the bartender “What next?” when the guitar rift from “Sister Christian” blasted its crescendo from the juke box and, as if on cue, in whizzed a throng of tattooed hot mamas on roller skates. They spun and giggled and slammed into each other, then handed Risky a flyer that said, “We want YOU to play roller derby!” Risky fell off her barstool and blacked out. When she came to, she was wearing a smirk, a Johnny Walker label on her left ass cheek, and roller skates. And she knew. This was it.