Reading Rambo

Name: Reading Rambo

Number: 1958

Position: Blocker, Jammer

Height: 6′ in skates

Likes: Booty blocking, mint chocolate chip ice cream, dancing

Dislikes: Missing socks, disorganization

Bio: Reading Rambo’s beginnings are mired in mystery. What we do know is that this once mild-mannered librarian was working one evening in a library when some vile literacy-terrorists tried to destroy her library. When the dust of the explosion settled, this bookish badass and her shelves of books were the only things left standing. Through the ordeal she had lost her memory, but not her passion for answering reference questions- or her roller skates. Since that fateful night, Reading Rambo has taken her aggression and vehement intolerance of illiteracy to the derby ring.