Missy “Misdemeanor” HellaHit

Number: SockIt2Me

Position: Supa Dupa Blocker

Height: 5’6″

Hometown: “Smart”mouth VA

Distinguishing Characteristics: Eyes that shoot through you like an arrow, a witty mouth that can shred you apart like paper, and determination that flows through her veins like nitrous!

Likes: Some Mainstream Hip-Hop/R & B music, loud stereos, imports, fast cars (turbos are a turn-on!), fishnets, and ADIDAS!

Loves: Underground Rap/Hip-Hop, family, hittin’ bitches, drop-it-low booty blocking, Amaretto and ginger ale, and karma!

Dislikes: Fake bitches, gossip girls, whining, Lil’ Wayne and all that circus music!

Bio: At the age of four, Missy wanted to be a performer, though she knew no one took her seriously as she was always the class clown. She had little interest in schoolwork, preferring instead to listen to music, and imitate her musical heroes. Missy also enjoyed sports for the friendships she formed while playing. In search of something more challenging, she toured the U.S. with a combination of talent, luck and determination. She eventually found herself amongst a group of woman just as fierce and witty as herself – The Hellions of Troy. It was then she knew she had found what she was in search of. She cut her tour short to stay and pursue her career as a future roller derby girl. She has reached superstar status in a field where women have a hard time being taken seriously. While some think it’s all for show, this funky, fresh-dressed diva comes with a warning!

“Missy be the name y’all should already know,
I back it up then I drop it low,
It’s a must cause I’m dangerous,
I talk sh*t di-didn’t stutter,
Not my competition, you skip and play hooky,
Ain’t nobody here that can tear the track up
And naw I ain’t done talkin’ so shut the hell up!
If you step to me I shall throw blows,
So if you wanna battle me then playa say so!”