Pork Slap
Number: One For You
Position: Blocker
Likes: Sparkle and Shine, Flossing, Pork Slap
Dislikes: Prohibition
Bio: Pork slap was born and raised in the not-so-distant claymation world of Zobooland. She was leaping along…. leap…. leap….. when she ran into a wild pack of roller derby girls. They were scrimmaging in a green, sun drenched pasture filled with zebras and fish(nets) and rivers of beer flowed through the land. Pork Slap watched as the pack skated and whipped with the slightest of ease, slamming and jamming as light as the breeze. After a few minutes, Pork Slap approached the wild derby herd and exclaimed “Wow! You ladies are super funky fresh! Can I play?” to which the herd replied “Slap on some skates and come join us!” Pork slap happily joined the wild derby herd and they skated as a pack into the big bright yellow sun. The End.