Morticia Von Glitzngloss
Hair/makeup courtesy of Stiletto Salon Photograph courtesy Dino Petrocelli
Likes: Shiny things, Dead things, Shiny Dead things, and Dead Shiny things.
Dislikes: Living things, Dull things, Living Dull things, Dull Living things, ……and Lima Beans.
Bio: Mortcia began life as a “Prom Night Dumpster Baby”. Abandoned by her young, over-dressed,and big-haired parents, she was left to die in a landfill polluted with toxic waste from the laboratories of a major cosmetics manufacturer.
She survived by drinking discarded nail polish and eating radioactive lip gloss until she escaped to a nearby forest where she was raised by a murder of crows and a half-mad manicurist who subjected her to numerous nail growth experiments.
She eventually escaped by ripping the throat out of the manicurist and fleeing to the paradise of Troy, NY. Here she wandered about for years, seeking the parents who abandoned her so she could take her revenge. One night, while roaming the streets, she was drawn in by the shiny costumes and roller skates of the Troy Hellions. Recognizing a kindred spirit, with great destructive ability and shatter-proof talon-like nails, they welcomed her to their ranks. She still scans the crowds at each match for her victims…er…parents…..and shiny things.