Kitty Porn

KittyP9livesNumber: 9 Lives

Motto: “Get her, drop her.”

Position: 4 on the floor (jammer/blocker/pivot)

Distinguishing Characteristics: Known to strut in red, leopard print, and fishnet stockings.

Likes: Heavy petting, A tight pack makes me proud, Chasing mice and snacking on zebras

Kitty Porn was born in a field of tiger lilies with a playful, nocturnal nature. Tired of the local bugs, she set out in search of larger prey. Known to dart from place to place, only stopping long enough to take in the scenery and tangle with dogs. Led by attraction to danger and sense of adventure, she found home in a swift pack of like-minded animals. The Hellions of Troy have known prowess in ensnaring unsuspecting baby gazelle and the rare, un-savvy zebra. Built for speed, this cat swings through the pack and can squeeze through any opening. Just when you think she’s down and out she’s got another life and passing you by.